What a Bitch.

== Music Moguls Materialized ==

It seems that true Twelfth Imam of music has returned. Two-time potty trainer Al “Lil Rod/ Big Mac” Whelan-Eichelberger has indeed become the reincarnation of John Lennon, as along with Levi “Big Mamma/anti-BAB” Wolf and Taylor “Big Flirt/ Day Laborer” Bra[n]dy, he has released a billboard-shattering single “Survivor The Creek.” The song is number 1 in every country except France; here protests over the songs use cymbals AND drums has sparked street protests of over 200,000 activity-less French. The band has already promised more hits in the album “Don’t be a bitch.”

There are numerous rumors circulating that the band might have a three-way-some with The B Sharps of Tony Blair and the Blacks Only of P.F. McAndrew. Such a reunion would involve time travel and thus this reporter does not believe it is feasible in their fifteen minutes of fame—which actually ended several hours ago. We can only hope though, we can only hope.

Vocals for the song were done almost entirely by Whelan. His risqué style of singing [what is to this reporter merely his strange voice] has won him appraise by all of Hollywood’s most famous: “Lil Rod just might become a rich, corporation-used rod like me” said undisputed king of rock William Clinton-Lewinsky. As for Wolf: “Affirmative action is an effort to develop a systematic approach to open the doors of the music world.” And finally, for Brady: “He plays drums as well as he humps tables. And me. [chuckles].”

Neither the band Survivor nor the Colorado Association of Creek Administration (CACA) responded to harassment from Whelanpedia.