What do you think?

In a recent press statement, President Barack Obama stated he will either be getting a Facebook or a Twitter, depending on the vote of the people. Opinions?

David D. Davidson, Elevator Operator, Nebraska- “Facebook. Enough has already been placed upon this country with a puppy in the White House. Change has already come to America, a Tweeter for a President would just be too much.”

Alex Whelan, Whelanpedia Senior Editor, Arizona- “Twitter. Its ridiculous to presume that there would actually be a legitimate profile for anyone on Facebook, other than Michael Phelps’ that is. Plus, if the world knew we were led by a Twittering President, it might forget we have a Teetering debt. I don't wanna be that guy, but that was quite the pun.”

Scott “Scooby” Van Bueno, Pizza Chef, Arizona- “Facebook. I know I would add Barack to my top friends. Its also harder for me to zealously stalk on Twitter, and I can’t not know what the President is up to.”

Admiral Ackbar, Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance Fleet, A Galaxy Far Far Away- “Facebook. Twitter’s servers can’t repel spam of enough magnitude. It’s a trap!! The Empire is attempting to reveal the location of our hidden rebel base.”

Levi Thoman Wolf, Unempoyed, Germany “Twitter. If you think about it, the President won’t use Gitmo for torture anymore, so why would use Facebook to coerce the expanding middle class into bilateral submission. Plus Twitter is so much more ballin’ than that Facebook shit.”

God, Deity, Everywhere- “Twitter. If I have to be everywhere at once, I should at least get updates from Mr Obama’s Blackberry, which I think he will be getting back in an odd, unpredictable twist of fate.”

Sasha Obama, Princess of the United States, Washington D.C.- “Facebook. I don’t want my daddy seeing me flirting with the Prince of Wales on Twitter. Plus I don’t think he ever does anything interesting enough to be published on Twitter.”

Jonathon Kroc, Living Statue, Amsterdam-“Why the fuck would the President get either? I mean like, he should just get a Xanga like true White-Collar Illinoisians.”

Arnold Palmer, Drink Experimenter Extraordinaire, Pennsylvania, “Twitter. My reccomendation, as a pro golfer turned drink marketer, is to remember that Facebook is unaccesible on the golf course, while Golfer Tweeters are just as popular as my drink. Which I recommend to all who read this.”

That’s 4 to 4. We need your feedback to tilt the scales, or else the President may just turn to a morning talk news radio show in lieu of his foreign agenda.

Responses:

Emily Besich, Pro Gamer, Alabama- "Ok, NO. The president should just get a WoW account like everyone else, join my guild, and let history take the wheel. Facebook and Twitter are so boring, they beg the question: 'To Taste Time or to Lick Life?'"

Troy Muffin-Puffin, Cell Phone Photographer, Arizona- "Honestly, as the only commentor for this article, I feel that the president should get a Facebook account. Twitter would take up too much of his time as he must take a few seconds to update constantly. A facebook is much more relaxed.

Thats a 5-4 Facebook lead, maybe there is hope for the World.[of Warcraft]