What do you think?

The Papacy has announced that it will now require all church members to bring their own booze to Communion. Your thoughts?

William Thoman, Heretic—REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scott “Scooby” Van Bueno, Con Artist—Can I have the leftovers? Ill send them to the Pope and maybe he’ll have me over to help drink them.

Alex Whelan, Unstable Bounty Hunter—WTF is the Papacy. SHUT UP SPIRITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Levi Wolf, Unemployed—Someone should show that Pope who’s boss. A little electroshock should do the trick.

God, Deity—I think the Church has become too cheap. Next they will want us to bring our own crosses. How can I afford that? I have like 7 billion children all ready to start college.

Natalie Liu, Fashionista—Does this mean Catholics need a new wardrobe designer? I can help with that, unless they want me to not Facebook during Mass.

Eric Van Bueno, Billionaire—Do I have to share? That would go against everything the Church is for.

Blake Nielson, Priest—I think this is a good idea. More drunk ladies will attract the younger crowd of whippersnappers.

Orville Sanchez, GTA IV character—Sweet. Sounds like a good building to hide from the cops now, enough guns, alcohol, GOD!, pews, its perfect.

Jack Jackson, Liquor Store Owner—There’s no way that I’m giving a discount for those blasphemers.