What a Bitch.

== Music Moguls Materialized ==

It seems that true Twelfth Imam of music has returned. Two-time potty trainer Al “Lil Rod/ Big Mac” Whelan-Eichelberger has indeed become the reincarnation of John Lennon, as along with Levi “Big Mamma/anti-BAB” Wolf and Taylor “Big Flirt/ Day Laborer” Bra[n]dy, he has released a billboard-shattering single “Survivor The Creek.” The song is number 1 in every country except France; here protests over the songs use cymbals AND drums has sparked street protests of over 200,000 activity-less French. The band has already promised more hits in the album “Don’t be a bitch.”

There are numerous rumors circulating that the band might have a three-way-some with The B Sharps of Tony Blair and the Blacks Only of P.F. McAndrew. Such a reunion would involve time travel and thus this reporter does not believe it is feasible in their fifteen minutes of fame—which actually ended several hours ago. We can only hope though, we can only hope.

Vocals for the song were done almost entirely by Whelan. His risqué style of singing [what is to this reporter merely his strange voice] has won him appraise by all of Hollywood’s most famous: “Lil Rod just might become a rich, corporation-used rod like me” said undisputed king of rock William Clinton-Lewinsky. As for Wolf: “Affirmative action is an effort to develop a systematic approach to open the doors of the music world.” And finally, for Brady: “He plays drums as well as he humps tables. And me. [chuckles].”

Neither the band Survivor nor the Colorado Association of Creek Administration (CACA) responded to harassment from Whelanpedia.

Mcdeez0rz

Matthew McDaniel, more commonly known as “Mcdeez0rz”, is currently the disposed, ex–president of the Science Club. He is also a well–known wheeler and dealer of “muffins”.

–– A Tragic Beginning ––

Matthew McConaughey McDaniel was born on the 27th of October, 1984, to Mrs. Van Bueno and J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger. He was the result of a scandalous night involving grapefruit liquor and prescription meds belonging to bTopp. Immediately following his birth was the long–drawn custody battle between his mother and father. In the end, his father, bTopp, was granted full custody due to a lap–dance given to Judge Judy. Mcdeez0rz grew up in the care of bTopp and during his tumultuous childhood, he was exposed to the reckless lifestyle of his father; he soon became quite the wild–child. At the age of 5, he began using cocaine. After 5 months of using the drug, he invented the crack pipe so he would not ruin his delicate nose by snorting. He then began working with his half–brothers, Scott Tomás and Eric Pauline Van Bueno, and they soon began a small enterprise, selling cocaine and crack pipes. However, the business soon closed when the local police arrested Scott and Eric for child molestation. With his mentors gone, Mcdeez0rz returned home to his father. Nevertheless, he could not forget his wild–child ways and when he turned 7, he discovered his newest addiction: Stacy Ann Ferguson, also known as “Fergie”. He was amazed by all her unnatural curves and began stalking the 18–year–old singer. He was in luck. During this time, Fergie was going through a sex and drugs spree. Mcdeez0rz began doing crystal meth with Fergie and pretty soon, he was a sex maniac. After 3 years of living with Fergie, Mcdeez0rz was kicked out when Fergie joined the Black–Eyed Peas. He then returned to bTopp’s apartment in San Francisco. He forgot about his life with Fergie, but could not drop his coke and meth addictions.

–– A Pivotal Point ––

In 1991, bTopp entered Mcdeez0rz into the Little Mister USA beauty pageant. Mcdeez0rz received the top scores in every category, but failed to take home the title, because his opponent, Brian Cohen, the metrosexual, discovered that Mcdeez0rz had made some gay pornography during his stay with Stacy Ann. Cohen won the title, but was later assassinated by a disgruntled Mcdeez0rz–fan. In 1993, following bTopp’s arrest for possession of pirated pr0n and heroin, Mcdeez0rz moved in with his mother, Mrs. Van Bueno, who is also the birth mother of his mentors, Scott and Eric. He soon began to attend University High School after bribing current principal Stuart Baker with cookies and dinner dates. During his short high school career, he was made president of the UHS Science Club that sold special gourmet muffins. Nevertheless, during his first day of office, he was removed by his co–president and love interest, Mandy Lesbot.

Despite his relative success at school, in the middle of his junior year, he moved to Miami to pursue his dream as a tattoo artist. He worked at the Miami Ink shop under the hand of Ami James. Mcdeez0rz soon learned all the skills needed, so he then moved to Los Angeles to tattoo celebrities. Paris Hilton, John Travolta, Nicole Richie’s mother, and Karen O are among the many tattooed by the talented Mcdeez0rz. However, his business immediately ended after a sex tape he made with John Travolta was aired on YouTube.

–– Fame ––

His quick rise to fame and success ended in a bitter conclusion. Nonetheless, Mcdeez0rz refused to give up. He was featured on Dr. 90210 when he seeked the services of Dr. Rey, the Brazilian in–the–closet plastic surgeon. Mcdeez0rz received several treatments of Botox and a tummy tuck. After his metamorphosis, he decided to fulfill his dream to be a male model. He joined Elite Model Management and built up his portfolio. He failed miserably at beauty shots but thanks to his successful tummy tuck, he excelled at full body shots. He sent requests to designers such as Henry Holland, Nicholas Ghesquiere, Karl Lagerfeld, and TJ MaXXX. He was eventually accepted by Tarina Tarantino to model her new line of jewelry, as Mcdeez0rz was discovered to have feminine hands. He also did a spread in Lula magazine, but was only featured as an extra behind the lesbian Freja Beha Erichsen in the editorial. During his 10 years of modeling under Elite Model Management, he shot with Tyra Banks and Nick Knight but never as the main model. He was featured wearing a gas mask in “The Tomorrow Style” shot by Steven Klein for L’Huomo Vogue, a plumber in a Clorox advertisement, a rapist for an article in Ladies’ Home Journal, and a stableman for Equestrian Weekly. He also played minor roles in multiple TV commercials, such as Chad in the Alltel commercial. Eventually, in 2005, he gave up his dream to be a model. Now, instead, he centered on his obsession with Victoria Beckham.

Mcdeez0rz began following around Beckham when she was house–shopping for her move to Los Angeles. When she displayed an interest for miniature horses, he opened a miniature horse stable. He sold Beckham a chestnut stallion named Johnny Poopoopants. He not only made $1500 for the horse, but he was also in possession of Victoria Beckham’s personal interest. He began stalking her and soon, moved into her miniature horse’s stable. He fantasized about living with Beckham and after 3 months of stalking her, he poisoned David Beckham’s afternoon tea and biscuits. After David’s death, Mcdeez0rz took a shower, got a haircut, and proposed to Victoria Beckham. Due to her IQ of 79, she accepted and soon, Mcdeez0rz and Victoria moved into Paris Hilton’s empty West Hollywood mansion.

–– Disappearance ––

After living with Victoria Beckham for 34 years, Mcdeez0rz grew tired of the blonde’s voluptuous body and toothpick legs. He left her in 2006 and moved to Manhatten to attempt to revive his modeling past. However, he was denied by every model management in the United States, so he moved to Germany and was immediately picked up by Haagen Inc. He modeled for many corporations in Germany, such as Hebrew National, Haagen–Dazs Ice Cream, and Siemens AG. Nevertheless, Mcdeez0rz was unsatisified, as he had not yet made a splash into the world of high fashion. He underwent more plastic surgery. However, his surgeon was inexperienced and unreliable and Mcdeez0rz ended up with 36C cups. Ashamed of his experience, he returned to the United States. Currently, his whereabouts are unknown but it is rumored that Freddy Jones, the blonde 4th grader in School of Rock, strangely resembles Matthew Mcdeez0rz. Others, such as Perez Hilton, claim that he is currently working alongside Drama Dyrdek at Hamburger Central in Los Angeles. An additional group is convinced that he is the lead singer in the Saudi Arabian-imitated band, Group X. However, recently an anonymous tip was received by http://www.perezhilton.com/ claiming that Mcdeez0rz has actually moved in with Marc Anthony after being rejected by Fergie, Victoria Beckham, Mandy Lesbot, Mrs. Van Bueno, Zlex Whelan-Eichelberger, Jack Bauer, the Jonas Brothers, and Sig Hansen of the Northwestern fishing boat.

Nataliu: Chronicle of a Leader

You’ve heard of her. She’s probably flipped you off in the hall or 1337ed you via Facebook. Who is this mysterious president/assassin/n00b/h4xz0r you ask? The number of names is unknown, but you most likely know her as “Nataliu.”

== Early Years 1990-1992 ==

Upon unleashing from her mother’s womb, Natalie Amy “TM” “Mcdeez0rz” Liu was destined to thrive. Born to herself and Her mother and Her mother, this child had already proved herself unique. By the age of one she was already able to say “h4x” “n00b” and “me.” Her favorite reads included Vogue, The New Yorker, and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. Following the fall of the Soviet Union her parents decided she needed to get out of Communist China and they brought her to the small farming town of Tucson. There they purchased a one story house equipped with everything a one-year-old needed.

== 1992-1997 ==

By the age of two, Nataliu had become an enormous baby. Her arms had grown to a full 10 inches or 3 times the diameter of her head. It is widely believed that this was due to massive protein levels stemming from her “snack” in the womb.

Following her indiscretion with an unknown virgin fly which resulted in hectotuplets, she decided radical change was needed. Her parents were ever convinced of her intellectual lapse since the births and forced her to watch the Discovery Channel, Lifetime, and the Food Network convinced that they would steer her away from all things non-sequitur and avante garde. This assumption was mistaken. A stunning occurance occurred when she acquired a Facebook several years before the idea was conceived. It is widely believed that she acquired the assistance of J Berry Topp in doing so. At age 5 she coined the phrase “Not Fair” following the breaking of her record for most 0s added to a name. Emotionally exhausted and her dreams crushed, she decided to turn her attention to something, or someone, else.

== The Golden Years and a Wale ==

While attempting to read Catch-22 via Facebook and Yahoo News, Natalie encountered an eloquent and fair prince whose genius mirrored her own. His name was Jon (admin). He was a proud Welshmen way to proud of his petty accomplishments and she was a rebounding rock star who needed guidance. It was as though Zeus himself cast the seal on the lid that was their love. Their fling was short lived however, as Nataliu decided she herself did not approve of such romance. Little did she know he would re-appear, almost as if fate had brought them together.

By this time Natalie had begun to race through elementary school. Her classical persona combined with her now 15 inch arms to make an unbeatable combination. She had already begun to teach her little sister “munchkin” the tricks of the trade. Then she finished elementary school and crawled crying and struggling into the inferno known as Magee Middle School.

== Turmoil and the Rise to Greatness ==

Following her brief tenure as a con artist/ TV producer, Natalie entered middle school reinvigorated about her life. By now to supplement her vast biceps she had grown to a height of 7’6” but still weighed 72 pounds. Desperate to learn, she became enthralled by a certain algebra teacher whose hairy knuckles, Wide-Open sitting stance, and jewelry captivated her imagination(lolololololololololololololololololololol Franz). She would go on to write several children’s short stories and even a graphic novel about a closet and a bridge with him as the main character. This is also when her love of science began, as it is widely recognized that Magee’s science department is the best in the world at any level.

After successfully removing her 95% share hold of Enron, she was crushed when her absolute favorite actress of all-time, Rosie O Donnell, came out of the closet. Natalie then traveled to Kennedy Space Center where she became the youngest person ever to travel into space. After a short fling with her eighth grade science teacher, Ms. Salzmann, Nataliu decides it is time for a radical change. She now became focused on her studies and quickly had a PhD in entomology where she began to work alongside current BFF Tom Tobin. While on a trek in the Amazon, Natalie discovered 24 new species of beetle; among these are the House beetle, the June beetle, the Nonfair beetle, and of course the most famous beetle of all times the dung beetle. She promptly received The Congressional Medal of Honor, which she mistook as a chocolate medallion and attempted to eat. After discovering no chocolate, she consumed the cardboard box it was awarded in. This is believed to be the world’s first instance of raw cardboard consumption.

While guest appearing on Iron Chef America, an accident with a bullet-less gun and some bullets left her paralyzed in her chest. A successful Operation performed by Robert Chase, M.D., and Gregory House, M.D., left her unharmed but shortened to her present height of 3’11”. To close out her middle school years, Natalie discovered a cure for cancer which was destroyed in transit to a series of tubes. She then went on to University High School, with such famed graduates as CTU Van Bueno and current small business owner Killer Smith.

== The Long Journey and a New Hope ==

By the time she entered high school, Natalie had become a full fledged Television star. She received cameos on such shows as: The Flintstones, Even Stevens, Party of Five, MASH, the A Team, Seinfeld, Mythbusters, I Love Lucy, Beverly Hills 90210, The Daily Show, and Judge Judy [where she attempted to take “back” her neighbors lawn mower]. She even had a lead role in a major motion picture, playing Shaquille O'Neal in Good Burger. Due to this busy schedule, her freshman year went by “ h4x quickly” as she put it in a 1992 interview with Dan Rather. She made a pivotal mistake when she referred to Bounce dryer sheets as “n00bish” as these had been patented by scientist Albert "The Rod" Eichelberger of UHS’s Self-made mathematics/bad-advice-ranting department.

Natalie entered her sophomore year free of worries as she had given up her career as an actress in favor of her studies. She learned the ways of the Gangster from ex All-Black Band member P.F. McAndrew. It was also during her sophomore year that she was reunited with her Great-Great grandson w00nizzle. Here she learned the ways of the chemical and instantaneously became completely enamored with the myriad things to know about chemistry. She was then nearly arrested for breaking into the Drama room in search of what she probably calls dihydrogen monoxide.

During that summer, she traveled to Costa Rica where she studied puffer fish with famed scribe Zlex Whelan-Eichelberger. She began her junior year at University High enthusiastic about the undisputed easiest class in the world, APUSH. Following her rise to greatness at a little known university called Stanford, she became further entangled with Biology. It was during her tenure as aide emeritus to one w00nizzle that she first acquired the nickname Mcdeez0rz. Following her ascension to President of Model UN, she was briefly overthrown by coup de etat mastermind Scott “The Rod” Van Bueno, who is to this day Supreme dictator. She again faced a crisis when her position as co-head of Science Club was compromised by the evil VB brothers who were not satisfied with there co-Vice President Appointments. Scott promptly overthrew her and long-time ally Mcdeezr0rz, but he was later removed from office by current president Eric “Buzz” Van Bueno [whose current whereabouts are unknown].

== End of a Dynasty ==

In the year 1/(0/0)^-0, following her forty third military dictatorship of Food Network Enterprises, Nataliu was suddenly struck by a poison dart. It was merely a minor inconvenience however due to her leather like skin she had stolen from a rhino back in 1968. While today she is unheard from, most scholars believe she is currently with the likes of Yoda, Elvis, DB Cooper, and Richard Nixon hiding somewhere in The Twilight Zone waiting for CBS to bring said show back.

Hacker Revealed

Revered 24 character Tony Almeida is in custody today after a Division-subsidized task force led by his wife Michelle Dessler determined that he caused the security breach to Whelanpedia. Also recovered from the scene were all 69 episodes of ABC's melodramatic show "Lost." These were promptly posted on YouTube and  prior to his imprisonment and escape J Berry Topp assured us that they would be added to Bittorrent as soon as his Torrent of Air Bud 2 finished seeding. As his whereabouts are unknown, this remains to be seen.

The mission to recover Tony began with a surprise raid by the MUN Air Force under the command of Lt. Col. Zlex Whelan, no longer the high-ranking officer he once was in the MUNAF yet due to his appearance on the scene was quickly given the reins of the operation. Following the destruction of his Ethernet and LAN connections, The Navy Seals under Admiral Eric Van Bueno secretly formed a perimeter which of course would have held if necessary. Scott Van Bueno led the ground operation and following the extraction Almeida was taken to the USS David Palmer’s Ghost for debrief. Then came the discovery of two moles inside of CTU working for the Chinese, Mcdeez0rz and Nataliu. It is believed that these two are working for the mercenary Mandy though that detail has yet to be confirmed. One episode later, it was revealed that Woonizzle was the mastermind of the entire plot. He was stripped of his Costco Executive card and sentenced to two months without zero hour.

For their heroic actions, the field teams were all given the opportunity to meet legend Jack Bauer. The incident is mirrored with unknowns however because Bauer arrived the location and promptly stated “Damnit. We’re out of time. Where is the bomb,” to a cooler. Bauer then proceeded to interrogate the cooler, which was later revealed to be that of the Science Club. Its current location is unknown, though experts speculate it is currently hidden in the Muffin Mounds of SL 100. MUN headquarters is currently working in conjunction with CTU to locate the cooler, however it taking quite sometime as South America is a vast place and there are only 0 choppers available.

Scott Van Bueno-Main Article

Scott Van Bueno

Scott Van Bueno, commonly referred to as “The Inferior” due to his typo when trying to express what he called the inside of something, remains one of the most accomplished men to ever serve in the Model United Nations Tactical Armed Recon Division, or MUNTARD. In addition to this he currently is acting chief of CTUI.

==Early Life==
Born Scott McDeezorz Van Bueno, Scott often felt as if he could not live up to the enormous standards set by his two older brothers Clancy Thomas Ulster (CTU for short) and X yet strived to be somehow involved with the armed forces to try and prove himself to his country if not his family. Inspired by an add he saw on the Simpsons, Scott enlisted in the Navy with his brother Eric at the age of 15, then legal in the United States. Two months after Scott turned 17, however, a severe accident involving Eric intentionally pushing him over the edge of an aircraft carrier left Scott with an honorable discharge and a ticket home until the age of 21. While recovering, Scott spend his time with a classmate named Steven Jobs who had figured out a way to illegally pirate videos with the help of Jobs’ young cousin J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger. With the magic literally at Scott’s fingertips, he began watching movies and became convinced he was born to be an actor.

==Rise to Fame: 1991-1993==
Inspired by friends Steven Jobs and J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger, Van Bueno and his two cronies set out to Los Angeles to see about a part in a new movie called “The Doors”, based on the life of Jim Morrison and directed by Oliver Stone. When Van Bueno failed to get the lead male role, he auditioned a second time this time landing a part as organist Ray Manzerak and unknowingly cementing his stardom for the next three years. While filming The Doors, Van Bueno got a call from Larry David, creator and executive producer of Seinfeld and was asked to replace Micheal Richards as the character of Kramer. At the dismayal of Topp, however, (From Bryan Topp:Chip-monk: “I basically said ‘have you ever seen an episode of Seinfeld with character development? OH YEAH. IT DOESN’T EXIST.’ That set him straight.”) Van Bueno turned it down. Amazingly, however, serendipity occurred when Steven Jobs, usually busy at work with another friend named Steve who no one knows, hit actor Tom Cruise with his car, during after which the two bonded and Jobs booked Scott as a replacement for Tom Cruise in the upcoming blockbuster Mission Impossible. After the movie’s popular release, Van Bueno was on top of the world.

==Tetris and Law School==
In the early 1990s, Scott Van Bueno had conquered Hollywood with the help of technical gurus Steven Jobs and J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger, yet Scott’s once inseperable circle of friends grew one smaller in the fall of 1993. Steven Jobs, tired of being harassed by J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger and exhausted with Van Bueno's constant and busy schedule, decided to movie to Seattle to set up a company known as Orange (later to be known as Kiwi and finally Apple). Van Bueno was crushed by his friend’s unintentional betrayal and turned to substances for comfort. The first he encountered was alcohol, yet the one activity that drew Scott the most quickly was Tetris. Exposed to the addicting game by regular user J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger, known to get up to 246 lines on a bad night, Van Bueno started button-mashing regularly which started to affect his career. Instead of paying attention to his roles such as Joey Tribianni in early 1994 on a show called Acquaintances, Van Bueno would come to work still playing Tetris, something that worried his close friends. Ironically it was Topp who put an end to both their habits by suggesting they both quit cold turkey as an attempt to save their lives they had endangered so much with Tetris. Van Bueno agreed, saying publicaly: “Some people get religion. I got Bryan [note: J. Berry’s nickname] Topp.” Fully clean by 1995, Van Bueno enrolled in Hahvahd School of Law and became a full-fledged lawyer in seven weeks due to his extreme aptitude and the modding performed by Topp. In 1996, the now relentlessly close pair traveled to Scott’s hometown of Boise, Idaho for a family reunion with brothers CTU, X, and Eric. While talking to Eric, Scott rekindled his pre-injury relationship and was persuaded to take a part-time job with the MUNTARDs again. This led to the splitting of Topp and Van Bueno as Topp’s recent prescription drug habit had led him to become anti-war and anti-military. The two however remained close friends until mid-2007 when Topp publicly attacked friend and client of Scott’s, W. W. S. Thoman aka William Thoman in a fierce court battle with a pending verdict due in early June 2008.

==Military Revival==
While still a certified lawyer, Van Bueno once again found his true calling in the MUNTARDs where he played integral parts in working with the MUN Navy, led by none other than Eric Van Bueno, in efforts to capture various terrorists across the country. His biggest mission to date will take place soon if all goes well alongside his brothers CTU and X in a joint Model United Nations effort to kidnap an extortionist now famous for ripping off leader of the now-retired MUN Air Force (MUNAF) Lt. Col Zlex Whelan.

THIS DAY IN HISTORY: JUNE 6th, 2007

==Editor's Note==

This historic web clipping taken from 4Chan user LinuxH1PP13's blog gives insight into what June 6th, 2007 was really about. 

==End Editor's Note==

*Controversy erupted today when Zlex "The Rod" Whelan released sensitive account-related information to an anonymous and notorious extortion artist. While his/her intentions are unclear one thing is certain: J Berry Topp may be needed to reverse the damage and locate the fiendish hacker. At this point, the coordinates would most likely be uploaded to the PDA of Eric "Buzz" Van Bueno, Admiral of the legendary MUN navy. The massive operation will be lead on the ground by Scott "The Inferior" Van Bueno with assistance from CTU Van Bueno and X Van Bueno. Most likely the hacker is similar to the character Mandy from the popular television show 24; disappearing and reappearing each time with a new hairdo and lover.

More information will be released upon discovery.

Thomanarchy

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The Thoman Party is the name given to the informal group of communal humano-anarchists that formed during the Mexican Revolution. Members are often referred to as "Thomanists" or in rare occasions "Humano-Anarchists: Thoman Branch." Thomanism is often confused with the political belief of anarcho-commun syndiclism for the shared belief in organized anarchy yet has been disproved as being the same thing in an early socio-experiment performed by Taylor “Ty” Brandy, famed political scientist.

== Origins ????-1908 ==
The Party was originally created by [[Percevial Tomandillo]], a historical economist living in the outskirts of what would become [[Baja California]] from 1907-1912. Little is known about Tomandillo's personal life despite the commonly circulated tale among historians that he developed an almost obsessive fascination with the writings and teachings of [[Karl Marx]]. Along with his wife, Sándra, Tomandillo read up on such infamous works as the [[Communist Manifesto]] and felt it necessary that a Mexican Revolution occur on such terms as stated in the Manifesto. By 1910, Tomandillo's dreams would become a reality.


== Family Man 1909-1910==
To a communist such as Tomandillo, the Mexican Revolution seemed like a perfect opportunity for a proletariat uprising yet such thoughts were abruptly ended when he became a father in 1909 to a baby boy named Marcos. Convinced he couldn’t possibly bring the violence he had once hoped for and dreamed of into the world now that he had a very small son, Tomandillo abandoned his life of revolution planning and instead took up party planning due to his wish to stay relatively within the same field of business. When his wife again became pregnant, bearing their second child together Elizabeth. By late 1910 Sandra was four months pregnant with their third child, however when on her way to the extravagant baby shower party planned by none other than her husband she was shot through the windows of her jeep and killed by members of the Mexican government. Tomandillo was outraged and sent for his children to live with their uncle Guillermo and once again began planning the revolution that would avenge the death of his wife.

== Mexican Revolution and Advancement to Humano-Anarchism==
Throughout the Mexican revolution Tomandillo was quite innovative in his tactics in that rather than simply command his fellow proletariats, he actually fought alongside them, eventually liberating Mexico in 1912. With his life’s mission complete, Tomandillo turned to avenging his wife’s death from a political standpoint. He created the concept of having an anarchy with rules, known as humano-anarchism and brought it to the mainstream by teaching his son and daughter the ways of his political ideology. Unfortunately in 1923 in the wake of Lenin and the rise of Stalin, Tomandillo’s ideas were perceived as communist and he was forced to run for his life with his son and daughter. After successfully settling in San Francisco, Tomandillo thought it wise to change all of their names, rechristening their surname Thoman, and changing his son’s name from Marcos to Mark.
==Death of Tomandillo and Surviving Legacy==
While Thoman passed away in 1954 of a poor blood transfusion in which he was given blood from a capitalist causing his naturally left-wing body to reject it, his son Mark became very important in keeping the Thoman party active in that he remained the only official member despite constant campaigning until the birth of his son William Wide Sides Thoman. Mark and William continue to claim their true political affiliation as such and in an interview with Eric Danger Van Bueno William explicitly stated the idea of communism is not in favor with Thomanarchy and wishes for the two to be distanced forever in the near future [See the Topp Controversy]. Elizabeth, however, did not wish to carry on her father’s wishes and instead met and married a Mexican apple thief from Uraguay named Arturo Betts and spent the rest of her life teaching her native Spanish despite being amazingly white.

==The Topp Controversy==
In early 2007, political analyst J. Berry Topp, also known as Bryan, challenged William Thoman by saying Thoman was a communist despite all of Thoman’s recent publicity surrounded his denouncement of the ideology. Childhood friend and biographer Zlex Whelan had this to say: “*quacks*”. Due to the broadness of Whelan’s statement Topp pressed his allegations more, claiming that not only was Thoman a communist but that Whelan was a “fucking hippie©”. Thoman and Whelan quickly hired New York-born actor-turned-lawyer Scott Van Bueno and the case was presented to the Supreme Court and was given a verdict due in early June 2008.

==The Verdict==

In a case described by CNN's Anderson Cooper as "Breathtaking" and by Fox News' Bill O'Reilly in an outtake from his show The O'Reilly Factor as "F*CK it, we'll do it live", the Thoman/Whelan V. Topp case of 2007-2008 put an effective end to J. Berry Topp's programming career and his positive public persona. Investigative reports revealed Topp's consistent abuse of both Tron and Tetris over the past 17 years leading to erratic and belligerent behavior, the clear cause of his slandering of Thomanarchy Majority Leader William Thoman and ex-Lt. Col. Zlex Whelan. Topp was sentenced to 130 hours of hard labor for his inappropriate name-calling and an additional 15 days in prison for his known participation in the Quake Convention drug bust resulting in the confiscation of over 9000 kilos of computer parts and Tetris games. He was then interred at the Liberty Oak Libel (LOL) facility known for rehabilitation of slanderous hackers. In his one and only interview in the post-Topp Controversy world that exists today, Topp incited even more scandal when he exclaimed "I was sweating in that courtroom like i was a pedophile in a playground!" Less than 72 hours after the interview Topp's cell was found to have been modded, the clear explanation for his escape. Topp is still at large.