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Scott Van Bueno

Scott Van Bueno, commonly referred to as “The Inferior” due to his typo when trying to express what he called the inside of something, remains one of the most accomplished men to ever serve in the Model United Nations Tactical Armed Recon Division, or MUNTARD. In addition to this he currently is acting chief of CTUI.

==Early Life==
Born Scott McDeezorz Van Bueno, Scott often felt as if he could not live up to the enormous standards set by his two older brothers Clancy Thomas Ulster (CTU for short) and X yet strived to be somehow involved with the armed forces to try and prove himself to his country if not his family. Inspired by an add he saw on the Simpsons, Scott enlisted in the Navy with his brother Eric at the age of 15, then legal in the United States. Two months after Scott turned 17, however, a severe accident involving Eric intentionally pushing him over the edge of an aircraft carrier left Scott with an honorable discharge and a ticket home until the age of 21. While recovering, Scott spend his time with a classmate named Steven Jobs who had figured out a way to illegally pirate videos with the help of Jobs’ young cousin J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger. With the magic literally at Scott’s fingertips, he began watching movies and became convinced he was born to be an actor.

==Rise to Fame: 1991-1993==
Inspired by friends Steven Jobs and J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger, Van Bueno and his two cronies set out to Los Angeles to see about a part in a new movie called “The Doors”, based on the life of Jim Morrison and directed by Oliver Stone. When Van Bueno failed to get the lead male role, he auditioned a second time this time landing a part as organist Ray Manzerak and unknowingly cementing his stardom for the next three years. While filming The Doors, Van Bueno got a call from Larry David, creator and executive producer of Seinfeld and was asked to replace Micheal Richards as the character of Kramer. At the dismayal of Topp, however, (From Bryan Topp:Chip-monk: “I basically said ‘have you ever seen an episode of Seinfeld with character development? OH YEAH. IT DOESN’T EXIST.’ That set him straight.”) Van Bueno turned it down. Amazingly, however, serendipity occurred when Steven Jobs, usually busy at work with another friend named Steve who no one knows, hit actor Tom Cruise with his car, during after which the two bonded and Jobs booked Scott as a replacement for Tom Cruise in the upcoming blockbuster Mission Impossible. After the movie’s popular release, Van Bueno was on top of the world.

==Tetris and Law School==
In the early 1990s, Scott Van Bueno had conquered Hollywood with the help of technical gurus Steven Jobs and J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger, yet Scott’s once inseperable circle of friends grew one smaller in the fall of 1993. Steven Jobs, tired of being harassed by J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger and exhausted with Van Bueno's constant and busy schedule, decided to movie to Seattle to set up a company known as Orange (later to be known as Kiwi and finally Apple). Van Bueno was crushed by his friend’s unintentional betrayal and turned to substances for comfort. The first he encountered was alcohol, yet the one activity that drew Scott the most quickly was Tetris. Exposed to the addicting game by regular user J. Berry Topp-Eichelberger, known to get up to 246 lines on a bad night, Van Bueno started button-mashing regularly which started to affect his career. Instead of paying attention to his roles such as Joey Tribianni in early 1994 on a show called Acquaintances, Van Bueno would come to work still playing Tetris, something that worried his close friends. Ironically it was Topp who put an end to both their habits by suggesting they both quit cold turkey as an attempt to save their lives they had endangered so much with Tetris. Van Bueno agreed, saying publicaly: “Some people get religion. I got Bryan [note: J. Berry’s nickname] Topp.” Fully clean by 1995, Van Bueno enrolled in Hahvahd School of Law and became a full-fledged lawyer in seven weeks due to his extreme aptitude and the modding performed by Topp. In 1996, the now relentlessly close pair traveled to Scott’s hometown of Boise, Idaho for a family reunion with brothers CTU, X, and Eric. While talking to Eric, Scott rekindled his pre-injury relationship and was persuaded to take a part-time job with the MUNTARDs again. This led to the splitting of Topp and Van Bueno as Topp’s recent prescription drug habit had led him to become anti-war and anti-military. The two however remained close friends until mid-2007 when Topp publicly attacked friend and client of Scott’s, W. W. S. Thoman aka William Thoman in a fierce court battle with a pending verdict due in early June 2008.

==Military Revival==
While still a certified lawyer, Van Bueno once again found his true calling in the MUNTARDs where he played integral parts in working with the MUN Navy, led by none other than Eric Van Bueno, in efforts to capture various terrorists across the country. His biggest mission to date will take place soon if all goes well alongside his brothers CTU and X in a joint Model United Nations effort to kidnap an extortionist now famous for ripping off leader of the now-retired MUN Air Force (MUNAF) Lt. Col Zlex Whelan.