Thomanarchy

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The Thoman Party is the name given to the informal group of communal humano-anarchists that formed during the Mexican Revolution. Members are often referred to as "Thomanists" or in rare occasions "Humano-Anarchists: Thoman Branch." Thomanism is often confused with the political belief of anarcho-commun syndiclism for the shared belief in organized anarchy yet has been disproved as being the same thing in an early socio-experiment performed by Taylor “Ty” Brandy, famed political scientist.

== Origins ????-1908 ==
The Party was originally created by [[Percevial Tomandillo]], a historical economist living in the outskirts of what would become [[Baja California]] from 1907-1912. Little is known about Tomandillo's personal life despite the commonly circulated tale among historians that he developed an almost obsessive fascination with the writings and teachings of [[Karl Marx]]. Along with his wife, Sándra, Tomandillo read up on such infamous works as the [[Communist Manifesto]] and felt it necessary that a Mexican Revolution occur on such terms as stated in the Manifesto. By 1910, Tomandillo's dreams would become a reality.


== Family Man 1909-1910==
To a communist such as Tomandillo, the Mexican Revolution seemed like a perfect opportunity for a proletariat uprising yet such thoughts were abruptly ended when he became a father in 1909 to a baby boy named Marcos. Convinced he couldn’t possibly bring the violence he had once hoped for and dreamed of into the world now that he had a very small son, Tomandillo abandoned his life of revolution planning and instead took up party planning due to his wish to stay relatively within the same field of business. When his wife again became pregnant, bearing their second child together Elizabeth. By late 1910 Sandra was four months pregnant with their third child, however when on her way to the extravagant baby shower party planned by none other than her husband she was shot through the windows of her jeep and killed by members of the Mexican government. Tomandillo was outraged and sent for his children to live with their uncle Guillermo and once again began planning the revolution that would avenge the death of his wife.

== Mexican Revolution and Advancement to Humano-Anarchism==
Throughout the Mexican revolution Tomandillo was quite innovative in his tactics in that rather than simply command his fellow proletariats, he actually fought alongside them, eventually liberating Mexico in 1912. With his life’s mission complete, Tomandillo turned to avenging his wife’s death from a political standpoint. He created the concept of having an anarchy with rules, known as humano-anarchism and brought it to the mainstream by teaching his son and daughter the ways of his political ideology. Unfortunately in 1923 in the wake of Lenin and the rise of Stalin, Tomandillo’s ideas were perceived as communist and he was forced to run for his life with his son and daughter. After successfully settling in San Francisco, Tomandillo thought it wise to change all of their names, rechristening their surname Thoman, and changing his son’s name from Marcos to Mark.
==Death of Tomandillo and Surviving Legacy==
While Thoman passed away in 1954 of a poor blood transfusion in which he was given blood from a capitalist causing his naturally left-wing body to reject it, his son Mark became very important in keeping the Thoman party active in that he remained the only official member despite constant campaigning until the birth of his son William Wide Sides Thoman. Mark and William continue to claim their true political affiliation as such and in an interview with Eric Danger Van Bueno William explicitly stated the idea of communism is not in favor with Thomanarchy and wishes for the two to be distanced forever in the near future [See the Topp Controversy]. Elizabeth, however, did not wish to carry on her father’s wishes and instead met and married a Mexican apple thief from Uraguay named Arturo Betts and spent the rest of her life teaching her native Spanish despite being amazingly white.

==The Topp Controversy==
In early 2007, political analyst J. Berry Topp, also known as Bryan, challenged William Thoman by saying Thoman was a communist despite all of Thoman’s recent publicity surrounded his denouncement of the ideology. Childhood friend and biographer Zlex Whelan had this to say: “*quacks*”. Due to the broadness of Whelan’s statement Topp pressed his allegations more, claiming that not only was Thoman a communist but that Whelan was a “fucking hippie©”. Thoman and Whelan quickly hired New York-born actor-turned-lawyer Scott Van Bueno and the case was presented to the Supreme Court and was given a verdict due in early June 2008.

==The Verdict==

In a case described by CNN's Anderson Cooper as "Breathtaking" and by Fox News' Bill O'Reilly in an outtake from his show The O'Reilly Factor as "F*CK it, we'll do it live", the Thoman/Whelan V. Topp case of 2007-2008 put an effective end to J. Berry Topp's programming career and his positive public persona. Investigative reports revealed Topp's consistent abuse of both Tron and Tetris over the past 17 years leading to erratic and belligerent behavior, the clear cause of his slandering of Thomanarchy Majority Leader William Thoman and ex-Lt. Col. Zlex Whelan. Topp was sentenced to 130 hours of hard labor for his inappropriate name-calling and an additional 15 days in prison for his known participation in the Quake Convention drug bust resulting in the confiscation of over 9000 kilos of computer parts and Tetris games. He was then interred at the Liberty Oak Libel (LOL) facility known for rehabilitation of slanderous hackers. In his one and only interview in the post-Topp Controversy world that exists today, Topp incited even more scandal when he exclaimed "I was sweating in that courtroom like i was a pedophile in a playground!" Less than 72 hours after the interview Topp's cell was found to have been modded, the clear explanation for his escape. Topp is still at large.